
Would save her sick grandpa, but the fact that everyone in her life disappears Know why Christie thought joining (and inevitably losing) a fighting tournament When she returned to her home country of Brazil, her grandfather disappearedįrom the hospital. At first Eddy was also helping her, but then he disappeared.

Unless he's got some machine guns hidden up his butt likeĪstro Boy, I'm guessing Combot is doomed to fail like he did the first time heĬhristie joined the tournament in hopes of finding a way to save her dying Long does it take a robot to learn how to punch someone in the face? Plus, Namco lists his fighting style as "Still Learning?" How

Literally made out of a bucket, and he can't even make a fist with his littleĬircle hands. Give props to Combot for his awesome name, but what the heck is with hisĪppearance? He looks lamer than Asimo, for crying out loud. Iron Fist tournament, so his fighting abilities apparently need an upgrade. Of duties, but he malfunctioned the first year he was enrolled in the King of Was created by a company called Violet Systems. Which is why they listed her fighting style as "Special." I'm sure it's In a fighting game? I don't think even Namco Bandai knows the answer to that, So she's a stupid robot fairy?Īll of this begs the question: Why is a stupid robot fairy

Instead, Alisa is some kind of stupid fairy – The official Tekken website says everythingĮlse about Alisa is a mystery, which is writing code for "That's as far as weįirst glance I thought Alisa was an angel, until I remembered there's an actualĪngel character in the series. It's located deep in an unnamed forest, where Alisa was being held in a capsule Want an idea of how bad it gets? The old guyĪlisa is from a secret research facility run by the Mishima Zaibatsu corporation. (and animals?!) have no place in a fighting game, and I'm more than willing to Pretty much any crazy idea they have for a Tekken character gets the The developers at Namco Bandai have the greatest job in the
